Welcome to the first ever edition of The Common Idiot. In each post, I’ll be giving a few examples of things you might see day to day that these ever-so-prevalent people do. Some of you may not agree with me. I don’t care. Maybe if enough people disagree with me I can add “disagreeing with All Organic” as something the common idiot does. Chances are if you disagree, you already fit the bill. Have a diet coke and relax.
So without further ado, let’s explore the habits of the common idiot.
- The common idiot will whine about all the toxins polluting the earth while ingesting a twinkie and a diet soda
- The common idiot will hold up a line of cars in a parking garage so that they can back into their parking spot
- The common idiot wants to know where vegans get their calcium without stopping to wonder where the cows are getting their calcium.
- The common idiot will circle a parking lot for 10 minutes to save themselves 2 minutes of walking
- The common idiot believes the FDA and the poor, defenseless drug companies have their best interests at heart
That’s it for this week. Don’t worry, there’s plenty more with new cases of common idiocity showing up every day.
