The common idiot is a parent who feeds their child a soda, popcorn, and candy at the movie theater and then expects their child to sit quietly for two hours. Note to all parents, you have probably just let your child ingest over a hundred grams of sugar, caffeine, and whatever toxic chemical that popcorn is floating in. It is normal for your child to be hyper, cranky, bratty, and belligerent for the next 24 hours, while their little systems work overtime to regulate. There is no need to rush to grab the ADD meds!
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Comment by The Womynist — February 18, 2008 @ 2:45 am
#6: The common idiot is a parent
who feeds their child a soda, popcorn, and candy at the movie theater and then expects their child to sit quietly for two hours. Note to all parents, you have probably just let your child ingest over a hundred grams of sugar, caffeine, and whatever toxic chemical that popcorn is floating in. It is normal for your child to be hyper, cranky, bratty, and belligerent for the next 24 hours, while their little systems work overtime to regulate. There is no need to rush to grab the ADD meds!Fixed that for you.
Comment by Homelife Aficionado — February 18, 2008 @ 7:29 am
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WomynistBitch — February 18, 2008 @ 2:45 amFixed that for you.
You know, I usually don’t go getting so upset about things, and I very rarely attack other people online, but I just think that was really uncouth Womynist. I mean, despite her audacity to think everyone else is an idiot but herself, All Organic is in the best interest of our children. It’s a shame that they have to be subjected to so many toxins. And please, you not procreating is in the best interest of society for sure, but the rest of us embrace and enjoy parenting very much.